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José Picada, P.I.: Deception Al Dente

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New detective Josie Cates never thought her first real case would lead to the world of black magic.
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 Book One in the series José Picada, P.I.
Genre  Paranormal Mystery
Tags  Cozy mystery, voodoo
Release  February 22, 2013
Pages  111
ISBN  978-1-77127-270-4
Price  $4.50

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Having left the dull life of workers’ comp insurance behind to strike it out as a private detective, things aren’t going well for Josie P. Cates. Her new career isn't as exciting — or lucrative — as she thought it would be. As her bank account dwindles, her first major client finally walks in the door. Chef Marco, a successful local restaurateur, hires Josie to find out who's skimming money from his business. It doesn't take long for Josie to discover that things at Bistro Italiano aren’t what they seem. Secrets seem to cling to Chef Marco like splattered marinara sauce. With the help of friends both old and new, Josie unravels a case that takes her from the bistro to the world of deadly dark magic. At least it keeps things from being too boring.


 Excerpt

 

“Hey, doll, is José around?”

It’s kind of embarrassing to admit, but I didn’t hear the speaker enter. I sat with my back to the door, looking out the big window behind my desk, absorbed in people watching while pedestrians passed on the sidewalk below. It wasn’t very stimulating stuff, but it beat sitting there twiddling my thumbs.

Still, I should have heard a prospective client come through my office door. A good private investigator is supposed to have nerves of steel, the reflexes of a cat, and the senses of… I don’t know, something with really good senses. To make matters worse, the guy must have weighed in at two hundred fifty pounds, easy. There’s no way he made a stealthy entrance.

“Um, no, he’s not here right now. Is there something I can help you with?”

He plopped down into the seat across the desk from me. I held my breath, waiting to see if the old wood would hold together under his weight. Like everything else in the office suite, I’d bought it second-hand. The suite wasn’t very big, consisting merely of a small reception room with my office off to the left and a walk-in storage closet to the right. I didn’t have much of a budget for decorating, so the place had been completely outfitted via Craigslist. Well, almost completely. I’d also picked up a few things off the curb.

The chair held, at least for now. For its sake, I’d try to keep the meeting short.

“I’m Marco Augustino,” he said as if the name should mean something to me. My face must have been a blank stare, because when he continued, he sounded a little hurt. “Marco Augustino. Chef Marco. I own Bistro Italiano.”

Still, nothing. A glance at my garbage can showed wrappers from all my regular fast food joints. Just the name of it told me that Bistro Italiano was way out of my price range these days. If business picked up, maybe someday. Or, if I did a good job on his case, maybe this Chef Marco would float me some free food. But I’d prefer cash.

“Anyway,” he said with a chuckle, “I need to hire a private dick.”

It wasn’t the first time I heard this particular line, and it probably wouldn’t be the last. Usually, it didn’t merit a response, but something about Chef Marco annoyed me. I slipped into my best intellectual accent, the one used by all the talking heads on the Sunday morning political talk shows. The one that normal people like me use to try to sound smart.

“For what reason, sir, do you require a private investigator?”

“I need…hang on a second.” Marco picked up the name plate from my desk, the one I brought with me when I left the Charles Harrison Insurance Company. “You’re Josie?”

“Yes. I’m Josie.”

He let out a loud laugh. My eyes went to the chair to see if it would tolerate his shaking. It gave one little creak, but held. Thirty seconds or so later, he stopped laughing while wiping tears from his eyes.

“Did I miss something, sir?”

“No, it’s just… José… Josie. Anyone ever mix you two up?”

No, never, since José didn’t exist. But I couldn’t explain the whole thing right then and there. It would take too long and I had a chair in danger.

“No.”

“Okay, so anyway, I’m doing okay with my restaurant, right? It’s, like, packed with people all night. My kitchen is busy as hell. But for some reason, I’m not making any money. I think someone’s stealing from me.”

“Have you consulted a financial professional?”

“I got me an accountant, yeah. Thing is, since money’s involved, he might be in on it, you know? Plus there’s more to it than just missing money.”

“Such as?”

“Such as someone slashed my tires a couple nights ago. Such as someone leaving hundreds of dollars of meat on a counter overnight so it spoiled. Such as at least once a week someone squashes my cannoli. There’s a bunch of other little things, too many to list. I’m telling you, someone’s messing with me, and I want to know who.”

“Do you have any known enemies, sir?”

“What? No! Of course not!”

I gave him a measured, knowing look, just to see what kind of reaction I would get. He began to fidget in the endangered chair. Interesting.

“Well, maybe. I mean, a man in my position… Us chefs are the new rock stars, you know? There might be a lady or two out there who thinks I owe her something.”

Taking a pen and notepad from a drawer, I slid them across the desk to my potential client. “Write down their names, addresses, cell phone numbers, and dates of birth. E-mail addresses, too.” This last was an afterthought, but I thought it sounded good.

Chef Marco muttered something about ladies not giving out their birthdays and then hunkered down over the pad, occasionally consulting his phone, scribbling away in what was sure to be almost illegible handwriting. After a couple of minutes, he straightened up and slid the pad back to me. “What’s next?”

“I do a little recon, see what I can see.”

He looked a bit skeptical at this. “You’re doin’ the recon? What about your boss?”

It took all the self-control I could muster to keep from rolling my eyes. “I do the initial legwork, and then pass my findings over to him.”

He nodded, apparently satisfied for the time being. “And if you don’t find anything?”

I gave him a flat gaze, though my mind raced to come up with an appropriate response. “If the research doesn’t turn anything up, then we take it to the next level.”

“What’s the next level?”

“Well, then we…” I paused dramatically, giving myself time to think. The answer occurred to me a beat later. “…go covert.”

“You mean, like a spy?”

“Exactly.”



REVIEWS

"The talented, Heather Fraser Brainerd and David Fraser have a cast of endearing characters, hilarious dialogue, lots of wonderful twists and turns with a surprise ending. The mystery is well crafted and fast paced. I highly recommend José Picada, P.I.: Deception Al Dente, the first in the José Picada series. I look forward to the next in the series." READER REVIEW


"The story is skillfully unfolded through a first-person observation, by Josie, of somewhat flawed, but likable characters. She finds herself in hot water more times than one in her quest for the truth. I'd recommend this book as a very enjoyable read." READ FULL REVIEW HERE


"5 out of 5 stars. Deception Al Dente is a clever, witty, and intriguing mystery with enough bite to keep the reader turning pages. Jose makes a career change, and starts her new career as a P I with a what should be a simple case. Wise move? Should be. Isn't as simple as it seems. Still, Jose enters the world of the PI with determination and quick thinking. The steamy side of life doesn't put her off as her first client's problems become darker and more convoluted. Not giving anything away from this mystery. Read it... I enjoyed following Jose as she unravelled the mystery, resolves problems in her own career as well as her client's life and takes her share of risks. I recommend reading Deception Al Dente and look forward to more titles from this pair of talented authors." READER REVIEW


 

 

Reviews

Wednesday, 24 September 2014
PLOT What a great plot - A restaurant owner Marco hires Jose to find out who is skimming money from the business. Jose goes to work in the restaurant to assist with her investigation. A lousy waitress, she is sent to the kitchen to wash dishes. She meets and has dealing with more than a few odd and delightful characters. Heather and David write with a combination of humour and mystery. A lot of surprises along the way keeping the reader on their toes, not certain what to expect.
Jose Picada PI could easily be transformed into a TV series.

CHARACTERS What a cast of characters. Josie, Marco, Bobby, Oj, Al, the list goes on. All cleverly detailed and entertaining.

OVERALL - I enjoyed this book, right through to the hummm, ending. Loved the ending.
I’m looking forward to reading the next book in the series,
Heather Greenis
Thursday, 26 June 2014
Take a private investigator, a chef, a thief, a bum, and O. J. Simpson. Mix together and you have a rollicking story of magic, mystery, and fun that will make you laugh and more than to find out who’s stealing from his restaurant. Marco has other troubles too but we won’t go into those here. The authors plant a lot of surprises, along with unexpected twists and turns along the way as our P. I. attempts to solve the mystery of what’s going on at the Bistro.

I laughed as Josie followed a trail of clues that led to encounters with interesting characters. Does she discover who the thief is? You may not be prepared for the answer. One thing’s for sure, people in this novella are not always who or what they seem to be. Another thing, if I ever need a private investigator, I’m hiring Jose Picada. Once you’ve read the story, I think you’ll agree. I recommend this novella for all readers that enjoy a fun read with characters that will entertain you and stay with you long after you’re come to the end.
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Beverly Stowe McClure

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